This poem is dedicated to A.A. Milne. Respectfully. Even though it may not seem like it.
When I am feeling very blue
And all the world is dark
I close my eyes and think,
“The world can suck it! I’m a shark!”
When I am feeling all alone
While sitting in the park
I think of just how great it is
Oh, it’s good to be home, ain’t it, Master Robin?
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
Become the succubus
Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine)
The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote
Just had a dream I was a Thunder Hammer Storm Shield Terminator. I was going around killing Warmachine units.
Why cant my dreams be bad-ass like this, instead i get ones which revolve around me accidentally using fly repellent as deodorant.
Please do not touch the model…
This is the coolest thing!!
this is so cool!!!!!!!!!!